HIGNFY S25E08 Bruce Forsyth, Marcus Brigstocke & Natasha Kaplinsky

HIGNFY S25E08 Bruce Forsyth, Marcus Brigstocke & Natasha Kaplinsky



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they are by Gary thank you so much world thank you a carnal be wrong hello you may good evening yes the papers weren't lying it is me but don't worry there'll be no gimmicks no catchphrases so welcome to have I got news for you for you have I got one of lovely audience your needs so much better than last week in the news this week after 20 years in showbiz is the Chuckle brothers announced their retirement in England s after a blind man goes missing on a fishing trip his loyal companion leads the search party and on the opening night of her first tour in three years there are suspicions that Tina Turner may have dispensed with her personal trainer and the first couple on the show tonight please don't spoil it poor and who is Bruce this is Natasha Kaplinsky who is the female anchor on the BBC Breakfast News isn't it right Oh Natasha Prince key next couple are Ian's always father and son that would be appropriate with grandfather from the chair I brought with me Marcus Briggs stock who's a delightful young man who is a comedian stand up and star of stage and screen Marcus so we start with round one you know Marcus what's this all about as the Prime Minister yes and that's his sidekick the Euro money which we're not gonna have some arrests there no it's me who is this and that's Alan Milburn LLL burn yeah he resigned oh what a shame you know with no rail no scandal or anything just our luck together her no story well I give it a few days up yeah turn oh yeah no no dig silly a peon but anyway it was the government's decision to wait and see over the euro this is all about the historic announcement Bruce it what the whole country was waiting to hear Gordon Brown say where maybe where did they get the wait-and-see idea from it was a failed Tory policy so they borrowed it what did the Express call the decision the Express we're taking of two syllables probably maximum I'm waiting Brown such charming anyone any idea what this is that's one of the equations in this enormous dossier the brown produced should there be a – I in the middle of that the art is always it takes three men four hours of run above anyone remember any of boarders catchphrases it's nothing to do with me I hate you Tony I love you Tony Lily I've got three Mia the transition strategy modeling toolkit I've got one of them Dola jizz convergence I think I have one of their the five area by left roof a beer model I think I'm married one of them Blair and brown gave a joint press conference at all the Euro this week and what were the telltale signs of the stresses they cite punching each other during the speech he sat there Tony Blair sat there and basically looked at every single word that Gordon Brown was saying stationery if you watched him in the chamber just in case you slipped anything in okay absolutely like I'm going to be the next prime minister yeah and Blair kept kept drinking water ah yes the original sign that he was nervous yes but he did take 13 sips of water Brown took three do you know why they didn't only water left yes this is the decision not just strapped for pounds yet responding to Gordon Brown speech Lib Dem spokesman matthew taylor said even chips are cheaper in france and germany at which point john prescott darted out of the chamber muttering who's going to Calais oh the map on the back of the euro coin features only those countries in the EU which means norway is not included and gives scandinavia an unsettling shape Colin Natasha look at this oh this is basically royal wish you were here by wish me here oh this is the the Queen visits Legoland this is all an attempt to boost British tourism to say what a fabulous country I'm actually fascinated what you see the chels had it was wearing a kilt wasn't he in a letter dog sniffed up and saw only what Camilla should see not the crown there it is it brings really point out a couple of mistakes did yes right it was the wrong color wasn't it wrong color but was the wrong color though have n rows like was it whose outfit match the Queen's then they go Queen the little miniature yeah a little bit equip the same board expression I have no magic catch now since they also they also saw their own busted leg out is it clear which ones happen that she looks like Shrek he must have been in Madame Tussauds have you been done box worked yes I think they melted me down about ten years ago just think after this you'll be recreated won't he I'll see what after have I got news for you this could be the finish of my career you said where they danced in Prince Edward Prince and said when he went to a caravan park in world that's right and we can see him here too talking to Richard and Elsa Taylor but he didn't go with safely because she you know she's pregnant so she needed a bit of a rest she went someone else right now she doesn't like camping as much as he does either all the Royals they hit they obviously had all these jobs on one day and somehow Charles got to taste the whiskey yes you imagine when they were parceled out you do the caravan you do Legoland all right because I'm heir to the throne I'm not worried that Legoland is the highlight of our tourism industry but they go for the Queen goes it's quite good actually that's it you know that's reaping of the color baton front it's pretty hot did it did it go anywhere they did I think they played British grenadiers – hmm is that how excited you were yeah when Stafford niggle and heard that Prince Philip was coming to inspect their work they started shifting bricks at least I think the tabloid headline round he Anna Martha's still dr. yes that's a clever pun on spin-doctors no it is it's Alastair Campbell refusing to say anything at all he was asked to appear before a committee to explain why this dossier contained an old PhD thesis he downloaded from the internet with a few words changed and he's decided not to explain himself which is reasonable yes as he might have to tell the truth when everyone saying this is pretty disgraceful he said Saddam could deploy weapons of mass destruction within 45 minutes assuming that America Britain or France could send the chemicals there within about good point good point we'll be on that is a catchphrase good point good boy can I leave Paxman doing that one will we ever find evidence relating to the weapons invested you yes we will yeah because the Americans have sent in their own inspection team so yes definitely some stage Rodri have found some evidence we've been sent this leaflet on handling hazardous chemicals and who's inspecting them got the job as a refugees whoever on the subject of a rack is definitely time for play your Iraqi cards right now these are the cars that the Americans please this is satire now these are the cars that the Americans made to show all the Iraqi bad guys in the war now in you go first thank you Bruce it's the king of clubs our CC vice-chairman is at Abram now then it's a high card think about that the audience will help you do you think it's higher or no I'm not sure this program go much though she won't see the finish yet I'd say lower last you okay what have you got you've got the age of hearts Minister of Defense Soltan Hesham okay ooh a mass murderer it's a middle card is a middle card so this is difficult okay did you I never saw this fucker I know that's why I have such talent for me yes a high or low but it's in it's in the middle so early on so it's again Pat oh hi Raja gam would be higher as would Rumsfeld one of your liar be measure and say hi all right let's have a look at this it's the 8 of spades Prime Minister Tariq Aziz and you have a pair you don't get anything for a pair so he goes over to Paul and Natasha you've got control of the board okay you have very important okay you've got an eight of Spades here do you think it's higher or lower I think it's like I think it might be yeah yeah final part yes chief scientist who dole Sully oh yeah chemical Sally that was no under okay so it's mothers now the last one the last one it's a fairly low card the basis that I'll go low whoa love it yeah what happens if we get that right then what I've forgotten wheeze when I get there we go to Barbados we shall ever okay Alfre five you think they're right oh you're wrong card sudden the same so you 14 years for the show to be like this having a title block yes this is the ongoing drought over Alastair Campbell sexing up of the weapons of mass destruction Tony Blair insists that weapons of mass destruction will eventually be found in Iraq well it would be nice to see them to see them it's touching a dream streamline actually I'm just thinking of the way that you read that ought to I think should really be a news reader in you want yeah I don't very smoothly are you being sarcastic all and etosha you're spinning headline bow tax bonus this is a story about three celebrities they are nameless apparently who've managed to persuade the tax then that they can net off their boot ox injections against tax on what grounds that their professional expense yes hmm yeah because if you're an actor and you have to use you know your face and body to express things it's very important to have parts of that paralyzed using the doctor would you consider Botox Bruce well not on my face anyway know who started this there must be an America presumably was it well I don't know because it doesn't give me the facts we write that I don't love it for the counters no that's good it's idiot now watch won't this perk stretch took a colonic irrigation not now another unnamed star tried to claim regular colonic irrigation against tax and was refused bad luck Dale I said to allow people to claim for colonic irrigation would open the floodgates whose famously had Botox that you know of an Robinson yes she's had it as she said it I think on this show I think she did you're right and I don't know how much she spends on injecting her face with deadly poison but whatever it is it's not enough okay detacher what about Tony been good I heard Tony been refused to do the interview for the BBC unless you interviewed him that right well I don't know if that's really true but he's a completely charming man and he showed me around his house and I liked him very much very good that's the new liberties if you're following the plot can claim tax relief for cosmetic surgery and Robinson has famously been injected with Botox deadly poisonous and liable to induce vomiting and Robinson presents the weakest link anyway at the end of all that in the Marcus v Paul and Natasha for now round three is usually the odd one out round but having a much better idea yes so we go to play conveyor belt connection via Marcus your first now a number of different items will pass in the property you must have security and you must have seen this is this the end of the generation game yes yeah well down welder you'll have 30 seconds to remember as many of the items as you can and then tell me the connection between them alright I hope you're playing this at home right let's see what's on the conveyor belt tonight Roberts the conveyor belt tonight are and drinking cups a fan letter by liter pens an electric toothbrush a battery-operated stapler full of mineral water the English flag sub-links deodorant a mug angle by Islam a stereo system a book how they bury their of picnickers right now you've got 30 seconds to remember as many of those items as possible 30 seconds starting from now Halle Berry yes good he was Halle Halle Berry yep and the necker's Halle Berry and very Halle Berry oh no knickers Oh toothbrush cuddly toys a fair bet Tony until you join in and letter see Google boys lamp electric light bulb trinket box yeah please mate so I got to do it didn't you do well you've got eight points and what's the connection this is the important thing what is the connection with all those items they are all to be found or were to be found in Prince Harry's study at Eton yes the connection is is revealed in the weekend papers they're all items found in Prince Harry's study in the grave that he leaves eaten every paper in the land is united in its praise of Harry's ability as an all-around sportsman and artist and make a note of that bit thick hole and Natasha let's have a look at your items Bruce on the conveyor belt this time round are at in a dog food the crown jewels a cling-on the y-chromosome a velociraptor tear some sewage comes to force the hay way a cuddly toy cockroach ship desert orchid dinky sama bin luck all right now you've got 30 seconds starting from now Joe Henry has an opinion waitin so I've been lobbying absolutely it was a dog – telly tubby there was a couple little there was a hey buddy same thing and there was a why the bloody hmm a little luck an action man figure dr. Mann figured as much electric blanket calendar for 1973 yeah what else approach to get copper copper – yeah you did it – clearly one thing okay Oh how many points they get 13 but what is the connection what is the galette the important thing got to give you a bit of a key ok thank you what having given them all the I to be on the belt is getting competitive what are you normally doing at this point of the show usually picking out the odd one out yes we well is it them they've all appeared in the odd one out competition apart from Action Man well yes the connection is you're absolutely right they are all objects that have been the odd one out over the years that you've done this year oh there we are the y-chromosome was on the conveyor belt the combination of chromosomes determines the gender of human individuals to put it in biblical terms X Y is Adam xx is Eve and yyy delight now missing words is the final round featuring this week's guest publication dancing times I was a bit younger when that was taken okay Bush let's what do the talking grown-ups pass as well no Derek no Keith Chegwin body language huh a next love affair with computers could create what the pitter-patter of tiny laptops this sticky keyboard I'm not going there the answer is world without romance next tap dance on the what in Switzerland de cheap drunken tap dance in Switzerland yeah holiday no no on the increase only well down – it yes tap dance on the increase it is on the increase well it must be temptation when the hills are alive with the sound of music right that was Austria you know your musical Sonja Korean appeared in an amateur version for sound of music that's right isn't it I was Hitler it's all compartment unnecessary realm and finally the riffle is basically a what with a what she's a trifle with a team using answer is shuffle with a scuff between the brush and the poor oh yeah see it tap-dance you have a lot of thing like ball changes black to change that never check if they're all turns on turns right okay which I'm sure they couldn't care less about especially when you demonstrate it under the desk but we can testify that your shuffle ball change was very good new first for television invisible tap-dancing Skouras follows EDM markers have 16 Paul and Natasha have 21 graduates the call and congratulate the Ian who is won the series and there's our series winner Ian we're going to offer you the chance to gamble gamble all your winnings against our fabulous mystery prize if you win you get to keep both the Series and the price but I must warn you if you lose you lose the prize and Paul takes the series okay you just have to answer one simple question audience what do you think you should do let it go for you what direct market yes Ian no help from our audience at this point in the show here's your question Ian it's about football who was the England captain for the match against Slovakia this week Michael Owen let's see what you've won well IAM you're going to be whisked away on a luxury jet to Brussels the very heart of the European Union darkness a firsthand the workings of this exciting social economic and cultural community as the personal guests of disgraced French prison just gotta stand and as if that wasn't enough we're throwing in 100 euros spending money and I leave you with news that at his club in London Peter Stringfellow proudly shows off his latest girlfriend and in Westminster there are accusations of cheating after Tony Blair goes a hundred nil up at Stone Paper Scissors goodnight Tony Blair insists that weapons of mass destruction will eventually be found in Iraq well it would be nice to see them to see them stuffy a drain he's generally not Oh actually I'm just thinking of the way that you read that ought to I think should really be a news reader in you on it very smoothly are you being sarcastic Paul and Natasha you're spinning headline boat X bonus this is a story about three celebrities they are nameless apparently who've managed to persuade the taxman that they can net off their boot ox injections against tax on what grounds that their professional expense in DSA hmm yeah because if you're an actor and you have to use you know your face and body to express things it's very important to have parts of that paralyzed using the doctor would you consider Botox Bruce well not on the face anyway know who started this there must be an America presumably was it well I don't know because it doesn't give me the facts we ride that I don't that's your type of it the county's no there's dead it's idiots now watch won't this perk stretch took a colonic irrigation not now another unnamed star tried to claim regular colonic irrigation against tax and was refused bad luck dough I said to allow people to claim for colonic irrigation would open the floodgates we famously had Botox that you know of an robertson yes she's had it as she said it i think on this show i think she did you're right and i don't know how much she spends on injecting her face with deadly poison but whatever it is it's not enough okay – yeah what about Tony Benn good I heard Tony Benn refuse to do the interview for the BBC unless you interviewed him is that right well I don't know if that's really true but he's a completely charming man and he showed me around his house and I like him very much very good that's the new liberties if you're following the plot can claim tax relief for cosmetic surgery an robertson has famously been injected with Botox deadly poisonous and liable to induce vomiting and robertson presents the weakest link anyway at the end of all that in the Marcus v Paul and Natasha for now round three is usually the odd one out round but having a much better idea where did they get the wait-and-see idea from it was a failed Tory policy so they borrowed it what did the Express call the decision the Express with making of two syllables probably maximum arm waiting round such charming it anyone any idea what this is that's one of the equations in this enormous dossier that Brown produced should there be a minus I in the middle of that the answer is always it takes three men four hours of run above anyone remember any of Gordon's catchphrases it's nothing to do with me I hate you Tony I love you Tony Lily I've got three minutes the transition strategy modeling toolkit I've got one of them Dola jizz convergence I think I have one of their the five area by left roof a beer model I think I married one of them Blair and brown gave a joint press conference at all the Euro this week and what were the telltale signs of the stresses they saw punching each other Jana's speech he sat there Tony Blair sat there and basically looked at every single word that Gordon Brown was saying just a shame if you watched him in the chamber just in case you slipped anything in okay absolutely like I'm going to be the next prime minister yeah and Blair kept kept drinking water yes he which is a sign that he was nervous yes but he did take 13 sips of water Brown took three do you know why he did no any water left yes it's the decision not to scrap the pounds yet responding to Gordon Brown speech Lib Dem spokesman Matthew Taylor said even chips are cheaper in France and Germany at which point John Prescott darted out of the chamber muttering which way to Calais oh the map on the back of the euro coin features only those countries in the EU which means Norway is not included and gives Scandinavia an unsettling shape poor Natasha look at this oh this is basically royal wish you were here too I wish me here oh this is the the Queen visits Legoland misses all an attempt to boost British tourism to say what a fabulous country actually fascinated by what you see the Charles had it was wearing a kilt wasn't he in a that's right dog sniffed up and saw only what Camilla should see not the crowd there it is a prince will it point out a couple of mistakes did ya tried it was good wrong color wasn't it von Keller but was the wrong color no well I bet Rose like was it whose outfit match the Queens and then they go Queen the little miniature yeah little miniature Queen the same board expression and I only mention catch now since they also they also sort Claire your Araki cards right now these are the cards that the Americans please this is satire now these are the cars that the Americans married to show all the Iraqi bad guys in the war now in you go first thank you Bruce it's the king of clubs our CC vice-chairman is at Abram now then it's a high card think about that the audience will help you do you think it's high or low I'm not sure this program can go much lower you ever see the finish yet I'd say lower okay what have you got you've got the age of hearts Minister of Defence Soltan Hesham okay let's do a mass murderer it's a middle card is a middle card so this is difficult okay I never saw this I know that's why I've six pounds for me yes a high or low but it's in it's in the middle so so it's again Paulo higher how the gam would be higher as would Rumsfeld one of your denier Beverly say hi all right let's have a look at this it's the 8 of spades Prime Minister Tariq Aziz and you have a pair you don't get anything for a pair so he goes over to Paul and Natasha you've got control on the board okay you have very important okay you've got an eight of Spades here do you think it's higher or lower yeah I think it's like I think it might be lower yeah five of Hearts yes chief scientist who told Sally oh yeah chemical Sally that was their London okay so it's mother's now the last one the last one it's a fairly low card is it okay the basis that I'll go low now I love it yeah what happens if we get that right then what I've forgotten we've well okay we go to Barbados bathra we shall ever okay r45 you think they're right oh you're wrong cards some of the same so you 14 years for the show to be like this having the time of my life yes this is the ongoing drought over Alastair Campbell sexing up of the weapons of mass destruction davia purple slash members all their own busts in leg out is it clear which ones that meant that she looks like Shrek he must have been in Madame Tussauds have you been done box worked yes I think they melted me down about ten years ago just think after this you'll be recreated won't he also what after have I got news for you this could be the finish of my career you said with a consent Prince Edward Prince and so when he went to a caravan park in world that's right and we can see him here talking to Richard and Elsa Taylor but he didn't go with safely because she you know she's pregnant so she needed a bit of a rest treatment someone else right now she doesn't like camping as much as he does either all the Royals they hit they obviously had all these jobs on one day and somehow Charles got to taste the whiskey yes you imagine when they were parceled out you do the caravan you do Legoland all right whisky coz I'm heir to the throne I'm not worried that Lego lines is the highlight of our tourism industry but they go the Queen goes it's quite good actually that is you know that trooping of the color baton front it's pretty hot did it did it anyway they did I think they played British grenadiers – hmm is that how excited you were yeah when Stafford nigga lend her the Prince Philip was coming to inspect their work they started shifting bricks at least I think that's the tabloid headline round he Anna Marcus still dr. yes that's a clever pun on spin-doctors yeah no it is Alastair Campbell refusing to say anything at all he was asked to appear before a committee to explain why this dossier contained an old PhD thesis he downloaded from the internet with a few words changed and he's decided not to explain himself which is reasonable yes he might have to tell the truth in everyone saying this is pretty disgraceful he said Saddam could deploy weapons of mass destruction within 45 minutes assuming that America Britain or France could send the chemicals there within about good point good point we'll be on that is a catchphrase goodbye maybe Paxman doing that one will we ever find evidence relating to the weapons of messages yes we will yeah because the Americans have sent in their own inspection team so yes definitely some strange rod we have found some evidence we've been sent this leaflet on handling hazardous chemicals and who's inspecting them got the job of a weapon respect you over on the subject of a rack is definitely time for thank you so much well thank you I can all do wrong hello you may good evening yes the papers weren't lying it is me but don't worry there'll be no gimmicks no catchphrases so welcome to have I got news for you for you have I got what a lovely audience you're so much better than last week in the news this week after 20 years in show business the Chuckle brothers announced their retirement in goodness after a blind man goes missing on a fishing trip his loyal companion leads the search party and on the opening night of her first tour in three years there are suspicions that Tina Turner may have dispensed with her personal trainer and the first couple on the show tonight please don't spoil it poor and who is that Bruce this is Natasha Kaplinsky who is the female anchor and the BBC Breakfast News isn't it right Oh Natasha Prince key next couple are he and his father and son that would be appropriate with grandfather from the chair I brought with me darkus Briggs stock who's a delightful young man who is a comedian stand up and star of stage and screen Marcus so we start with round one you know Marcus what's this all about as the Prime Minister yes and that's his sidekick the Euro money which we're not gonna have Forrester know it's me who is this and that's Alan Miller burn all burn yeah he resigns now what a shame you know with no round no scandal or anything just our luck together no story well I give it a few days up yeah turn oh yeah no no dig silly happy in but anyway it was the government's decision to wait and see over the euro this is all about historic announcement Bruce if what the whole country was waiting to hear Gordon Brown say we're maybe

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